Chowder's Girlfriend	Gallery	Transcript

• Mung Daal: Gazpacho! my man, whats new?
• Gazpacho: i did a set up this morning.
• Mung: Congratulations, Maybe tommorow you try for two!
• Gazpacho: woah woah woah...WOAH no need to get crazy, Ive got something i thought you might like (gazpacho opens box)
• Gazpacho: Grabbles
• Chowder: Grabbles?
• (Grabbles grab on to mung)
• Chowder: Oh no whats happening.
• Mung: This is completely normal, Grabbles dont let go until they are (falls over) Ripe
• (endive walks in)
• Mung: Greats gobs of gravy something has blocked out the sun
• Chowder: (rings Panini's doorbell)
  
• Panini: (opens door and smiles) Hello again, Chowder.
  
• Chowder: (in an accent with a fake moustache on): Um, hello, Panini. I have a message for you from Chowder. Who I am not.
  
• Panini: (smiling): Uh-huh.
  
• Chowder: Chowder has moved far away and can not be your boyfriend.
  
• Panini: Where did he move to?
  
• Chowder: Uh, down the street, to the next city...
  
• Panini: Yes?
  
• Chowder: ......He's dead. Chowder is dead.
  
• Panini: (holds out cookie) Want a cookie, Chowder?
  
• Chowder: (in regular voice) Would I! (takes cookie) (frowns) Aw, man!
• (Panini, sipping juice from a box, stares lovingly at Chowder, who tries to get away from her, but she's blocking his passage.) Panini: Hi, Chowder!
• Chowder: Uh... hi. (The two stare at each other for several seconds. Panini smiles, but Chowder just looks at her blankly.)
• Chowder: Why are you staring at me?
• Panini: Because....
• Chowder: Because why? Is there something on my face? (He gently rubs his cheeks.)
• Panini: When we were shopping today, we picked up some powdered flearts. (She offers him a fleart - a heart-shaped cookie.) You want one?
• Chowder: What do they taste like?
• Panini: Taste it and find out.
• Chowder (not believing her): Is it salty?
• Panini(trying to convince him): Well, taste it and find out.
• Chowder (still not convinced): Is it spicy?
• Panini (a bit angry, holding the fleart closer to him): TASTE IT! (Chowder then grabs the fleart from Panini's hand and eats it.)
• Panini (dreamily): I love flearts. (bats her eyes) They're famous for romance.
• Chowder (coughing out some crumbs): Romance is a little dry.
• Panini (offering Chowder her juice box): Have a sip of my juice? (Chowder takes a few sips)
  • Chowder rings Panini's doorbell and Panini answers the door) (Chowder is seen panting, holding a cake and wearing a suit) Chowder: Okay, now I got the cake, we can get married now.
  • Panini: What are you talking about, dude?
  • Chowder: We need to get married... (panting) and save your reputation.
  • Panini: Ummm... how do I say this? You're getting wayyy to clingy. You come around like every five seconds. (Panini puts her hands in the air and starts waving them around)
  • Panini: See this?
  • Chowder: Uh huh.
  • Panini: This is my space. I need my space.
  • Chowder: Uh huh.
  • Panini: But we can still be friends, 'kay, dude? (closes door)
  • Chowder: (walks away happily, singing) I'm not your boyfriend. I'm not your boyfriend. I'm not your boyfriend. I'm not your boyfriend...!
  • Gazpacho: (listening to Chowder's song on the radio) I'm not your boyfriend... I'm not your boyfriend... I'm not your boyfriend... Okay, that's enough.
  • Panini: (to Gazpacho in a happy voice) I'm Chowder's girlfriendand he is my boyfriend. And we're totally going to be together forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands! (grabs Chowder's hand)
  • Chowder: (spits out juice at Panini)
  • (Chowder rings doorbell and Panini answers the door) Panini: Oh, hi, Chowder.
  • (Chowder extents a present to Panini) Panini: (her eyes widen) A present? for me?

(Panini opens present and a spitting monster comes out spitting everywhere)

• • Chowder: Pretty gross, huh? Bet you don't want me to be your boyfriend anymore.
  • Panini: (with monster kissing her) Oh my gosh, Chowder you are so thoughtful! I Love it! Now Ms. Muffin has a boyfriend of her own. (reveals another pet. Both pets spit at each other then start to kiss)
  • Chowder: Aww, man! I'm not your boyfriend!
  • Mung: Great gobs of gravy, something's blocked out the sun!
  • Chowder: I'm scared, I'm scared!
  • Endive: (turns around) Playing with our food again, Mr. Daal?
  • Mung: (narrows eyes) Endive...!
    • Chowder: (to Mung) Say there was this girl who wanted you to be her... boyfriend.
    • Mung: (excited) She wants me... to be her boyfriend?! Come on, out with it! Who is she? Is she cute? I bet she's cute!
    • Chowder: No, she's icky!
    • Mung: Icky, huh? Well, it's lucky that I'm a married man.
    • Chowder: But what if you weren't married?
    • Mung: If I wasn't married? (eyes sparkle with glee) Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! (Truffles flies by and whacks him in the head) Love ya, baby!
    • Chowder: (to Kimchi) I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff, like hold hands, and write poetry, and hold hands, and hold hands, and be together forever! FOREVER'S A LONG TIME!